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bored so gonna do a quiz tt my sis dedicated to meeeee
which was dediacated to her from Lydia=]

Dear someone, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realised it (2), (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), your name

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The Mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - at the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What’s the colour of your undies?

Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Yocur photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other– I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

Ok now this letter is 4 Mildred hahaha N i shall dedicate it to her! =]

Dear Mildred, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (our romance is over). I think I realised it (when you put cuffs on me), (At the mental hospital) and I saw you (drive over) (my salt-beef bucket). I’m sure you’re (masochistic) enough to understand (how awful you are). I’m returning (the couch cushions) to you, but I’ll keep (your left ear) as a memory. You should also know that I (am better off without you) and (I’m scratching my ass as you read this).

(Kiss my butt),
Kim

hahaha lol
No offence. hahaha Juz koped it from my sis hahahaha

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byebye=]Cheese!

Hii every1 not much to rite as noe almost 12am liao lo. juz wanna put a video up as it is veri funny haha. Laughed my ass off juz listening to it haha!



Ok tts th end of th vid hope u enjoyed it byebye!

Hi ppl! Long tym nvr blog liao....No, seriously.....i hav been on th com. 4 many days but couldn't be bothered to post aniting haha.... i'd rather go watch shows on youtube haha..

OMG in Warren th lounge @ th behind there is damn cold man. BRR... im freezin in here but i dun wanna be found frozen solid in here=(... Nahh juz kiddin(^_^)
My hands are lik so cold they are so damn stiff i cant even blog properly.....=( At least my blog NOW finally has songs (juz added 2day)=]

Man yesterday wen i go swimming training damn unlucky man........:( During th Breaststroke relay tt tym wen i gonna plunge tt tym my leg slip off th plunging board n knock onto th edge of th plunging board! So damn pain...cant swim properly...... thn after bathing my leg at th part where i knock got 1 HUGE bump tt even wen u lik "slide" onto my leg on tt part will so pain
=(
OUCH!

thn wen walking also pain...WAHH......
So bored now...
So lucky Charmaine Ong (aka Jiesh) can go China n im stuck here in Singapore....Aw i wanna so other country...but nvm la at least i got go Chalet n Camp. Mon got Netball camp but i not really excited 2 go 4 it i dunno y so dun ask me...

Dunno wat 2 post liao... not enuff memory haha ok
byebye

Hi
2day kidznet carnival @ kallang again.
last wk got carnival this wk got carnival both oso nid wake up early......
At least i get 2 sleep more 4 2day 1 haha..
We win 3 matches n lose 3 matches oso i tink. i tink match 3 or 4 i dint even touch th ball lorhh walao eh. th other team kip takin th ball no fair thn got 1 ger from th same match from Tao Nan Pri wheneva her team th Eileen n Nicole get th ball she kip shouting,"Eileen shoot! Nicole shoot!" walao damn irritatin sia...

thn th last game when i playin GA my GD damn smelly sia so far away oso can smell her olady liao loh. At least th first game my GK n WD(same person) (i playin GS n WA) veri friendly=)

1 game we play in th rain thn after a short while stop rainin liao haha

tmr nid go 4 JIC at CSC(Chinese Swimming Club) every person going 4 it MUZ jyjy worhh Jiay0u =] every1 going 4 competition tmr or nxt tym all oso muz jy yea? ok!

nth 2 post lerhh byebye=)

Hi! so bored nth 2 do man... So lucky 2day no nid go to sch haha
ltr @ 1:30 PM goin Mildred hse for sum Social Studies tingy
dunno go until wat tym haha=] wateva.....

i wan watch HSM3 sia....so many ppl i noe watch liao nofair...
lurve th song Now Or Never haha
walao stupid agatha lee on msn kip sign in sign out th small box @ the side kip cumin out so damn irritatin man

nvm dun care tt woman liao
yesterday chi supp go comp lab me n laurentia kip playin y8 dun care nid play other games on happy town or not haha.

Aiya nth to say liao lerhh...hai.

Hi=] exams are now over!=) yea u should noe i said this b4 so if u 4get u will get it from me n u seriously hav short term memory loss......

veri sian no more exam mo lao shi still giv us zhou ji 2 do she seriously got prob other class no nid do our class nid 2 do veri sian do zhou ji sehh......

nvm cant b bothered 2 do tt now juz slack around 1st.......

do quiz haha

[x]=yes
[ ]=no

Have u ever:

[x] got involved in sports - duh~ juz went 4 1 sport carnival dis morning!
[x] held hands - wit sch frens wen a few years ago
[x] disliked someone - duh...
[x] had someone not understand wat u juz said - ya loads of tyms...

[ ] went to a funeral - well no 1 died in my family so nvr went to a funeral b4=]
[x] threw up - yep wen i was sick duh
[ ] went to a bar - nope im underaged mind u... 10 yrs old onli lehh!
[x] cry my eyes out - yup when baby tt tym =]

[x] felt lik u could juz strangled him/her - YES!! GIDEON NEO!
[ ] liked exams - nvr liked it, nvr will=)
[x] dun lik a teacher in sch - yup mrs ang so irritating seh she.
[x] had flu - yup on fri during th PSLE marking days

[x] slapped someone - yes my cousin sometyms even 4 no reason xD
[ ] liked band - NO! IT SUKS
[ ] been called a dork - no not 4 now i dunno
[x] got a 5-finger mark on my thigh - yea my sis hit me hit so hard

[x] made a mistake - dooez deez loook llik a meeztake too yoo?
[x] danced - th lamo chicken dance (a lil' bit onli larh)
[x] lik to play - YES!! Haha
[ ] liked th dark - NO! way too scary 4 moi